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WTF? Feline Endurance

October 31, 2008

 

So here’s the scene.

 

A couple of months ago.

 

Me, sitting by the front porch, reading an old college magazine. My cat runs past, followed by my dad running at his top speed with a rock in hand. Dad catches up and along the sidewalk outside. Dad, with all the force he could muster, throws the rock at my cat. I look out. My cat is lying on the sidewalk not moving except for the heavy breathing. Mortified, pissed off and afraid I’d see my loving cat die, I march directly to my room. I slam the door. Mom says the cat stole one of the uncooked fishes being prepared for lunch.

 

I shower and head for the mall to keep my mind off everything that just happened. I do my best not to look at my cat on my way out.

 

A few weeks later.

 

Me, sitting by the front porch, earbud plugged to my ears, listening to a podcast. My cat casually walks by and purringly rubs itself on my leg.

 

Me: “What the fuck!? BUHAY KA PA PALA!?”

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